- Schools will be a place for meeting up with friends and chatting! Learning is a STRICT NO-NO! :))))
- Singapore will be called SiinGap0rrExXx! Twit will be the national language!
- Everyone has to type in TWIT! Remember to double your "ii"s and add kawaii little xXx's after your words! :))))
- Everyone has to wear PINK from Thursday-Sunday! However if you want to wear pink from Monday-Sunday, we won't mind. :)))))
- No NERDS allowed!
- Smoking will be allowed everywhere! You can smoke and inhale 2nd-hand smoke ALL DAY LONG! :)))
- Drugs can be bought and sold FREELY! It's not the Twit Government's problem if anyone dies of overdose or steps on a needle.
- Fighting will be allowed! FREE MEDICAL FEES IF THERE'S A VALID REASON.
- There will only be broadcasts of cartoons like the PowerPuff Girls and Korean/Hong Kong Dramas and JAY CHOU! LOTS AND LOTS OF JAY CHOU!
- MTV will be banned and replaced with NT! (NON-STOP TECHNO!)
- Stealing will be considered as an Art.
- No-one will give a heck if you have pre-marital sex or if you get married at the age of 12.
- All clubs and casinos will be open 24/7!
- Bugis Street will have Discount Tuesdays! :)))))
- Nerds or HUMJI-KIAs will go to JAIL!
- STRICTLY FOR AH LIANS AND AH BENGS! MAT AND MINAHS TOO! :)))))
I swear i will pack up and migrate if this ever happens. Think about it. Singapore will plunge into the 4th World if this happens!
No Nerds = No technology, no computer for their blogging, no maintanence for LIFTS, no new discoveries like the ipod, no repairs, etc.
No school = No education, no job, no service, no workers.
TG and Nonstop chinese dramas = Everyone will turn into zombines banging their heads to the techno beat and blabbering chinese quotes in that kawaii voice of theirs.
Bugis Strees Discount Tuesdays = No money no income everyone will die.
Drugs, Smoking, Booze = Drunkards, more accidents, more fighting, more killing, diminishing population.
Basically if twits ran the country, they'll be getting rid of themselves. HEY! That might not be so bad after all. :))))))
(http://aalteam.blogspot.com/)
With much love,
Andrea ;P
Update:If Twits Ruled The World is not written by Andrea.