Tuesday, September 30, 2008
8:44 PM
yes,10th october.it will be the only appointment that i'll remember vividly.are you even referring to me?coz sentosa's my favourite place(=
it only tells me that you have a severe lack of sexity and it only shows the world your thighs,which is torturing to the human eye.it's not considerate to contribute to the noise pollution in the theatre and i'm sure the noise is unbearable to the human ear,and i'm amazed that you can actually sit beside her for so long and not go deaf.i'm thoroughly impressed by the tolerance of your eardrums.i don't know why so many mindless boys go after girls looking like a pontianak with the fringes covering half their face.show the world your thighs?what for?so many thoughtless people go for whats on the outside but not the inside.if they really think deeper,y would you want to wear something so short when you can get normal shorts for 3 times cheaper.if you think hard about it,what the freaking hell for?that shows how much idiocy a person has.isn't it obvious you want to show the world your thighs?i bet if you just bend down a bit the whole world'll be able to see your knickers which i believe is not a pretty sight.and i'm absolutely shocked at how many coconut head people go for ah lians."uueee rawkk mmieee worldd!" aw,please!i'm worried for the next generation of singapore business and politics,seeing how many coconuts there are.
8:33 PM
YEAH MAN!
I am so gonna go to sentosa and play volley then I will get tanned.
Plus we could go out with brendan,adriel,sagon,royston to vivo!
Sagon wanted to go,lols.He wants us to bring 1 more girl.A hot one.
But I do not know which other girl in this world know who they are.
The previous post makes me wanna laugh and remember
we DIDNT say that.
I would not want anyone to tell me to delete any of my brilliant posts.
I think it should be in one of our classics too.
Remember,
10TH OCTOBER!
Andie
8:08 PM
I just finished doing Donkey's chracter(=
went to the court just now and made friends with two girls and one australian girl from zhonghua.they were learning how to play volleyball and they were quite good at it.she says she's going to invite me to her birthday party!(=
didn't go to the court yesterday because i have been going to the court everyday other than training days.i swear,other than training days,every,everyday,other than one or two days when i had family dinner.other than that,every every every single day,i wear to god.and my muscles were feeling quite lethargic and i decided to give them a rest.izzit lactic acid mr LKT?i duno,i thought it's only in jogging.but anw,i went to the court juz now and i have never gotten so sweaty before.i think it made up for yesterday.but i've to work myself out physically before i can concentrate mentally,if not i can't sit still and just study without any energy coming out.first.
if there's really no time then i'll just quickly do push-ups or jump on the spot or skip continuously or lift weights until i sweat in the house and get a little tired,then study.if not i really cannot study!!!i'm not like mekko,just sit down,take out your book and sit there studying for so many hours.i don't get how people can actually sit down still without letting the energy come out first.i mean,you drank cupwalker!cupwalker you know!you know how much energy is inside although i always ask for no sugar?if you take the normal one with full sugar then i'm really,really,truly amazed at how you can sit still.maybe smart people convert all the energy to their brain and use it,thats why some smart people who dun really like to exercise are still skinny.don't you feel the energy,like,all rushing up?sometimes i feel that i have too much sugar inside me and it definitely,definitely,definitely, HAS to come out.if not i'll die.
Andrea Tan!remember to go sentosa and vivocity with me! (=
Monday, September 29, 2008
6:13 PM
To the chao ah lian i hate most,
Please go home and watch a endless doctumentary on how potatoes are cultivated instead of screaming in the theatre and scratching/holding someones hand.Censored pictures of yours cant buy you beauty because the only positive thing it can do is to not allow our eyes to get burned by your atrocious looks.Your short shorts only enables people to have a impression that you are a tawdry slut that is alarming.I have no idea what you did to your brows because the look of it just tells me that you are skittish 24/7.The way you comment on peoples looks tells me that you are antagonistic and callow.I wonder what your parents teach you at home that cultivated your brattish behaviour.I certaintly need to prepare a paperbag for puking when I meet you,the royal highness of usurper idiocy.
Andie
4:32 PM
Hi,I just came back from school after geog remedial and some cup walker joy =) Geog was amazingly very short compared to the one Lynn and I had last tuesday that lasted till 6 plus.Firstly,Lynn and I went to rivervale mall to look for Monkey cos we could not find him anywhere in the school.monkey aggreed eh!Then lynny and I went to compass for lunch.Lynn was really pissed before remedial because she has already learnt everything but I think differently.So before we went into the ava room,we had this huge arguement that lasted for 3 mins outside the room and everybody saw us.I bet everyone was laughing their asses off. Then the monkey shouted at us"A,COME IN LAH!" and when we went in,the people there went ooooooohhhhhhhhh......Monkey said something about kan tangs.
I wanted to go for remedial because learning geog at home aint fun at all and it just sucks because there are like so many temptations at home like the internet,the villian that always deters me to do my work!At the 2 min break Monkey gave us,Amanda Cher and KC told me that I was very pretty and I also told her that she was very pretty too.Then she asked me if I liked KC or some geraldine girl.I dont know who is geraldine so thats a pretty clear answer that I do not like her =)
Both higher chineezee paper sucked.I do not think I can clinch a B4 that is...soo sad! All those days of mugging!!! I feel like sneaking into the staff room and change my answers so badly. I AM SO GOING FOR GEOGRAPHY REMEDIAL TOMORROW! i have to get an a1 for it cos my mom says so.Monkey finally aggreed to allow me to go however he still told me that he will be repeating himself again and again-I THINK DIFFENETLY-I love his classes and going to his classes makes my day.All his classes are brilliant and I wanna pull my hair off because he will not be teaching us geog or hist next year.He once said "aiyah,relac(no spelling error here,it IS relac) lah! I will come to weathering and erosion one lah!"
(hey,lynn we forgot to take the glam pics of us in the rain!)
About the rain thing,Lynn and I decided to walk in the rain after geog classes.I found it damn nice ... and cold.Lets do it again k lynn? and remember to take the glam pics that we forgot to take =D I think my mp3 player is going to die like how sperms die because of greentea/peppermint.I dont carry umbrellas with me so my mp3 usually get soaked in the rain just like me pinefore.eek,i cant imagine if the rain became a weak acid and erodes my mp3 player.it would look like some sick looking black stuff that plays music or maybe not.okay,enough of my random rubbish.
Andrea:Am I hot?
Somebody:No,you are not.
Andrea: :-(
Sombody:You are the flaming fires of hell
Andrea: woots!
That was the convo I had with "somebody"
The he-who-must-not-be-named and you-know-who
Yes,THE DARK LORD,Tom Marvolo Riddle!
Tom Marvolo Riddle
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I am Lord Voldemort
The descendant of Salazar Slytherin
MUAHAHAHA,
see voldemort thinks im hot!
This photo makes him look as if he does not even have a nose lor
But this is freaking hot
I have developed a love to Harry Potter books ever since I read
it when my sis had to do her hair for 5 and a half hours.
Bye bye peeps
Peace out yo!
Andie
Thursday, September 25, 2008
7:19 PM
kept seeing mr lkt's red car while waiting for the green man outside the school.reminds me of the bicycle encounter with a red car that almost killed me.
saw mr tan on the bus.blue(=
oh.i'm going to paint my room blue!i went to see it that day during renovation and there was ocean wave and sparkling blue and mr tan's shirt kind of blue.i like all kinds of blue!(= navy blue,it's the colour of royal sporting house. blue blue blue(=
i went to see my brother's room on the third floor,the extra floor we were adding and the cause of renovation.it was so cool.he chose black and white for the room and the right side of it was semi-circle shaped and there was a huge semi-circle window also.i think he plans to sit there and do his physics thesis paper.mekko,i'm not saying this deliberately but i would recommend my brother to you because he's ace at physics.he keeps talking about energy and volts and power and i don't know how to appreciate it but i think you'll be interested.besides you're so smart,sure can understand la.not like me,so thick-headed.
went back to my room and saw the cupboard.not wardrobe,cupboard.remember the wardrobe andrea?as big as a bus?i'll bring you along muswell lane one day after the exams,you'll see and i bet your eyes will be as big as golf balls or soccer balls.the houses are like,so damn big,they even have a fountain surrounding it!and it's in singapore.i usually cycle there and thats where the damn red car almost killed me.anyway i saw my wardrobe and the left door was broken.i mean the cringe fell off and it was so dusty i could write on it with my finger.actually all the furniture in the house was dusty.
the workers are so fast in their building.i bet they have super excellent fitness levels.
6:00 PM
Things I want to do after the exams:
-learn breakdancing (maybe)
-go to sentosa and get tanned(bangala lookalike) with lynn
-swim
-shoot
-go to lynns house (that is still renovating) and get killed by it
-try to play volley
-go to the gym and get muscles(so i wont get laughed at by people)
-spend more time in raffles town club
-change my blogskin and not make it look so loser-ish
-hang out with my friends
-learn how to play the drums
-"re-learn" how to play the piano
-get PRO in GS
-try to go for catechism classes
sorry for the suckish blog entry.
Monday, September 22, 2008
8:56 PM
SURFACE AREA IS SO FREAKING FREAKING FREAKING IRRITATING!!!
5:40 PM
melissa always forgets to bring her damn house keys.you mean your bedroom was on the first floor?thats why you could reach the keys with the soft wire?
went to compass with andrea after school and bought cupwalker.walked here and there,even into metro and best denki.
a cab attempted to kill andrea while she was walking home.i remember once i was worse.i think the person didn't attempt to kill me,he wanted to kill me.hey they're the same.
i was cycling with jane on the road,i was cycling on the road but jane was cycling on the pavement.then we turned and went down this steep steep slope,i wasn't scared of it anymore because it got quite fun,although at the start i was sort of scared of cycling down coz it's really very steep.you can feel the bike seat like almost leaving you,like going down on a roller coaster.my mum always says don't cycle there coz its VERY VERY VERY dangerous,but we sneak out when she's not around.then we were cycling,and i was going downslope at my fastest enjoyable speed,talking happily with jane when she suddenly screamed,"watch out!"then i turned in front and my entire vision was red because there was a HUGE red car right in front of me.my hair could brush it.i swerved the bike just in time to dodge the car.if i had turned a second later i think i'll be dead.then as i swerved the bike went 45degrees sideways and the wheel's friction failed,so the bike went crashing and scratched my ankle skin off,i could see like,brown and some blue and red lines underneath.you know the two bike gears?yeah,the bigger one just scraped almost my ankle off as it fell sideways.damn bike,can't your friction be better?am i that heavy?maybe i am i guess.that was when i was primary 5 and ever since i didn't cycle down that steep slope again.
4:45 PM
I missed the times when my cousins were in Sarah's car singing Kiss Me.Listening to it just make me remember of the fond memories we spent together.
Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.
[Chorus:]
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Haha,kiss me.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
8:12 PM
HAHAHA
taken from talkingcock.com
English | Singlish | Hello, here is my passport. | Nah. | Where do I go to collect my luggage? | Take bag go where, ah? | You mean chewing gum is prohibited in Singapore? | Gum cannot, meh? | I’m being fined? Oh dear. | Kena saman? Die, lah. | What shall we have for dinner this evening? | Tonight eat what, ah? | I’m open to suggestions. | Anything also can. | Do you have a reservation? | You early-early call, not? | Yes, it’s reserved under the name “Tan”. | My name ‘Tan’! | Please wait a moment while we attend to your table. | Your name ‘Tan’, so you ‘tan’ here awhile, can? | This way to your table, please. | Come! | What would you recommend? | Here got what, ah? | Our speciality is fine European haute cuisine. | Ang mor makan, lor. | Would you recommend this dish? | This dish how, ah? | It’s alright. | Can, lah. | The steak here is exceptional. | Here the steak is tok kong. | We also have a fine selection of pasta. | Also got mee. | Perhaps the fettucine or linguine? | Mee pok, mee kia, also got. | Would you care to sample our desserts? | You want lizard? | May I have the bill, please? | (mime signing cheque) | The prices here are rather steep. | Wah, here damn ex, man. | Next time, I’d rather eat at a hawker center. | Go hawker center also better!
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5:05 PM
LYNN! EDIT THIS!
Lynn and I have been seeing this hot(and weird) guy in the bus very often. I was the first one to see him.He was taking 156 and then I saw him. My thoughts were,oh,pretty hot. Then the next time I saw him was after CCA with Lynn.Then I told her,that was the guy that I told you about. Lynn was confused so I told her,the guy from SSS,the guy in the bus that was reallly hot. Then she said ohhh... Anyway,I saw him yesterday! I was kind of late then this stupid 156 bus driver just like passed me,WTFHILSHNSF. But,when the next 156 came,I saw that hot guy! Ahhh.Nice.
how do you expect me to edit this?let's just post it(=
12:40 AM
shooting or netball?
Friday, September 19, 2008
6:29 PM
won the american school(=
juz went to the court for about an hour and i'm really sweaty now. i lost my volleyball!i hit it high up while practising and it flew right into the hole in the ceiling and i waited for it to roll down back but it didn't.never mind,it's the one with khy and melissa all over it.not the white one,the white one is still with miss chia jun ru but its another blue and red and white one with khy and melissa's drawings and words all over.and it had to fly right into that hole.ceiling so big why must fly right there?luckily i have another volleyball,but its my last one.
WHEN WILL I EVER GET DINO BACK???
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
9:40 PM
I AM DONE MUGGING!
for today :(
Todays bio lesson was sort of rated A,haha.
We were on the topic of respiration and then we got to
-How a cacti respire
-How fetus breathe in their mother's womb
-How big boobs and pregnancy make a woman's back ache
and...
Whether breast-feeding feels pleasurable.
Well,it IS a foreplay in sex and it should feel pleasurable.
Then it goes on and on and on even after bio.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
6:34 PM
i just went to the court to play and now i'm really sweaty. i can stop chinese tuition already because i dun find it effective.
no la, i'm not lazy, it's just that i dun find her method of teaching very effective and suitable for me, i would rather get another chinese tutor.
at the court i was quite disappointed that two boys were using it, so i waited. the longest i've ever waited when someone is using it was half an hour, but i waited for a hour and they haven't came out. i was getting quite impatient already because i had been standing there waiting to use the court for one hour, then i kicked the wall using my left leg hard a few times until my toes bled,i only found out that my toes bled when i jumped and they hurt so i took off my shoe, but i still continued playing because after a while they didn't hurt anymore(=.but after i stopped playing the pain came back.then why when i was playing there was no pain?weird.
Monday, September 15, 2008
3:30 PM
Hello! I am finally blogging. There is a few things to update.
1)Avenged Sevenfold is coming to Singapore! 24th October,8pm at the max pavillion. However,I don't think I can go.I requested for a iPhone and going for concerts and having a iPhone=way too much.My sis told me that i am only buying it for the brand.
2)I am kind of starting to like Tokio Hotel.Don't worry,it's a BAND.I listen to rock,punk rock,soft rock,NO TECHNO,alternative,indie rock,blues,pop,NO TECHNO,pop rock,punk,christian rock and did I mention no techno?
3)Because of my fringe that is at my eye level now,it is starting to make my eye tear.I am considering to either cut bangs or just wait and let it grow.By the way,I clipped my fringe today and Lynn told me that I looked very "pure".Haha.
4)I edited(slightly) my friendster profile that looked kind of dead.I am still thinking of what to write on my about me part.I will probably do it after SA2.
5)Lynn and I met Mr Wilson during recess.Geography paper is EXPECTED to be freaking difficult and we will need to memorize a hell lot of stuff *shit sehh*
Thats all for now and I may edit my post later.
need.to.mug
Bye Lovely!
Love,Andrea the loveliest.
Friday, September 12, 2008
10:07 PM
Andrea is having a high fever so she didn't come to school today.
My volleyball got confiscated today because I lent it to my senior and she lent it to her friends and miss chia caught then playing with it..in class I think,if not why did she confiscate it?I'll get it back on monday,but it depends...just lend it to the right person next time lor.But never mind anyway,I still have two other volleyballs at home so I went to the court today,once after I came home from school and another time just now after dinner at around 8.10PM.
Saw Mr Marcus Tan on 156 to school.when he boarded the bus i was looking out of the window and he sat two rows in front of me,then i could sense him staring at me for like,around 8 seconds,then when i turned i realised he was trying to say hello. I didn't notice rennuka was at the bus stop.she saw mr tan sleeping as usual,and i was at the back row.then she sent me a text message,"Lynn,mr marcus tan is sitting on 156 rite?"so i said how did she know and she said she was smart.then she told me she was at the bus stop.then how come i didn't notice her?
no need to pay $30(:if not i'll have to cut my allowance.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
6:24 PM
Andrea wants to tell all blog readers that she won't be blogging until the SA2 is over because she has to do a lot and a lot and a lot of assessment books.In my opinion,if you're consistent,theres no reason to work extra-hard during the exams.To me la.
I don't know whether I will be blogging or not.
Friday, September 5, 2008
10:19 PM
training today was quite fun(=
coach was in a damn good mood and the game was so nice(=
he used dinosaur volleyball(=
we're very very bored now so we've done this question and answer thing.
#1; Questions by Lynn dino,answers by Andrea
1.Why do you think I will find your aunt weird?Do you find her weird?
Yes and I will emphasize on that.She's like literally crazy and she talks way too much. She belongs to IMH okay! Then she criticizes on everything-on my clothes,on my other cousins clothes. She has a weird sense of style too. There was once she wore this black polka dot shirt to some party with me. She had several miscarriages before so sometimes she will think about her past and start telling me stories and crying. She always talk about Jesus and tell me her "encounters" with the Holy Spirit.
2.Name one 'trademark' of your aunt that makes you find her weird(if that applies) and makes you think i'll find her weird.
JESUS CHRIST,YOU ARE MY SAVIOR ......
Cry
3.Is your favourite sport air rifle?Be honest,I can read your mind.
No,thats my answer. Shooting is very tiring. I have several favorite sport.It starts with netball,captin's ball,swimming,shooting and I think you would know what comes next.
4.Name ten people of the same gender that come to your mind now.
1.Yuheng Yeo
2.Royston Raymond
3.Yichin Chiang
4.Greg Krygsman
5.Leon Yeo
6.Brendan Hoe
7.Sagon Kang
8.Lee Jon Jian
9.Benson Ang
10. Benjamin Cher
11.BEN 10!
5.Name the famous trademarks of ah lians and ah bengs that you think makes them what they are.
-Rebonded hair
-Skinny jeans(colourful ones)
-Shiny bags
-tWiit laanqquage
-aLtErNaTe CaPs FiAsCo
-Boyfriend Shirts
-Superman stuff
-Mickey Mouse (vintage mickey included)
-"pllease taggiie mees"
-Stealing
-Gangsterism
-Cowardliness
-Striking dumb poses (-tilting head up,fluttering eye lashes etc)
-Doe eyed smug face
-The magical nose stud
-Too many ear holes
-Long pontianak fringes(you need BOTH eyes to achieve maximum eyesight)
-Peace sign
-Taking pictures while kissing with your beng beng
-Hanging around void decks
-kAwaii nehh~~~!
-lots and lots and lots or ganns~!
-"my kor dun wan me lerrhs,what should i do?i feel like ending my life.." ....few secs later... "oh my god,that hot guy just jio me!"
-Bugis Street
-Twins
-"You are such a retard" or rather "euu arre suuch a retarrdd"
-Blasting music in trains
-Complaining about their hair :"is my hair messy????"
(hello?have anyone noticed that your hair is freaking straight already? how dumb can you get! you are seriously begging to get bald before 30")
-mei mei,kor kor, lao po,lao gong
-Curse and swear (knnbccb,nb cb, etc)
-giving pet names xiiao zhu zhu,xiiao something
-some of their favorite brands are:newbie,ice lemon tea,pmk
-gangs
-techno
-using hokkien in the bad way
-pink glittery stuff
-geek glasses
-smoking
-taking pictures that shows part of your boob while saying "he unbuttoned my shirt"
(Girl,you are just trying to attract unwanted attention.)
-loitering in void decks
-causing trouble and disturbance
-they love symmetry(matching bags,matching phones,matching clothing styles)
-bad spelling
*break*
6.What is your favourite food?
Anything that is nice.I am not a picky eater but squid ink and thai food appeals to me now.
7.What is your favourite drink?(cupwalker)if you get this wrong you'll get it from me.It's our trademark!
STRAWBERRYGREENTEA
8.Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
No.Why,wanna see ah.
9.Have you ever done..weird...actions to yourself when no one is looking?Like,pretending to molest yourself or something.
Does touching my boob consider weird? I have done that before and I have touched your everywhere too. Hey,actually you have seen me doing that before.
10.What is your favourite movie and song?(panic at the disco i guess)
My favorite movie is Cloverfield,The Dark Knight and my favorite song is everything on my iTunes list.There is more than 700 music in there and i will not name all for you but some of my favorites are songs from Panic at the Disco,Fall Out Boy,Copeland,Alanis Morrissette,Ashlee Simpson,Boys like Girls,Daphne loves Derby,New Found Glory,Senses Fail,Aerosmith,Dashboard Confessionals,Gym Class Heroes,Nine Days,The All-American Rejects,Fergie,Hoobastank,Incubus,John Mayer,Jonas Brothers,Lindsay Lohan,Lost Prophets,Maroon 5,Matchbook Romance,Miley Cyrus,Michelle Branch,My Chemical Romance,Nickelback,Oasis,Paramore,Plain White T's,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Snow Patrol,Sum 41,Taking Back Sunday.
#2;questions by andrea,answers by lynn
1.If you were a tree,what tree would you be?Why?
A coconut tree,because i'll be very tall and i'll be at the beach and i can enjoy the wind and watch people play beach volleyball.
2.If you had to save the world with a kitchen utensil,what utensil would it be?Why?
Chopper,because choppers can kill all the bad guys and the good will survive
3.Why is your stamina so good?
How would i know?
I'll be damn thick-skinned if I say my own stamina is good.
4.What is one thing that you will never do in your life?Why?
Murder or steal because these are both evil and cowardly acts that just create trouble in the world and nothing beneficial.
5.If you had a clone and you killed your clone,would it be considered murder or suicide?
Murder because the clone is still another life and person although identical to you
6.If you had won the olympics,what event would it be?Why?
Volleyball.er..theres no why
7.What is your favorite cereal?
You know the colourful ring ring thingy
I don't know what it is called
8.What would you do if we had no readers?
Never mind la,who cares about readers.this is OUR shared blog what,just post lor.
9.What was your favorite childhood show?
Childhood?that means not now?
Winnie the Pooh
I dreamt of it before
10.What is your favorite show on youtube?
er..I don't think i can answer that,but if it is songs,well,Jay Chou obviously..
11.Why is your hair so awesome?
What do you mean by awesome?You're laughing at me right?
It's just like that when i'm born and my mum says it's because i went swimming so all the chlorine..ya.
12.If you were the government of Singapore,what would you change?
I probably would allow chewing gum but if someone sticks it on the lift button or something he or she will have to pay a hefty fine.
13.Would you rather be spongebob or patrick?
Spongebob.
14.Can you show me your muscles?
Yeah,sure,one day
15.Where do you think Mas Selamat is?
How would i know?He may be in indonesia,malaysia or wherever.
16.Do you think a cockroach can survive in a microwave?
I don't think so,the temperature is too hot.
17.Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus?
Neither
18.Oreo or Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Chocolate chip cookies
19.Would you rather eat a raw frog or crocodile eye balls?
Raw Frog
20.Can you teach me higher chinese because you are so awesome at it?
yeah,sure,one day
I'll be damn thick-skinned if i say my higher chinese is awesome.
1:43 AM
I do not want to be jealous. This is the second time I am getting jealous today.
DAMN
Thursday, September 4, 2008
9:08 PM
I forgot to tell you that my sec 2 senior Jillian got to use Jasmine's rifle yesterday.
It is every junior rifler's dream to use that rifle.
Awww,coolness.
6:48 PM
training was quite fun today(=
mrs wong:"lynn,i need to talk to you.i've registered you for a camp in october after SA2 at labrador park,its for volleyball.every secondary school is participating.those that went for the camp will audition for the youth olympics."
ok lor,i've not been to labrador park in a long time.
youth olympics?nah,i doubt so.only shooting can do that.one even going to vietnam ah!
but never mind,let's take it as good exposure and have fun(=
3:48 PM
Hello!
I woke up pretty late today and I went online.Sagon greeted me with a "Hello,very boring today" .He got pretty angry when he found out that Brendan lied to him that he had tution today when he went out with JJ to Benson's party. Then Sagon gave me a half naked pic of Brendan! Haha. I read Yichin's blog while talking to him. Sagon is very angry with both of them now. =) I still remember that I had this major crush on JJ last year.Haha.
My sister got the job at Gucci Head Quarters as an intern so she is there now. I am now waiting for 6pm so I can prank call her. I have just finished reading all 600++ comments on my friends friendster page. OMG,my eyes are pain now.
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Questions and Answers
1) Are you married?
No
2)Will you marry me?
Will pigs ever fly,it is the same question.
3) Why are your fingers so long?
How would I know that
4) Do you prefer the play station 3 or the Wii
Wii
5) What is your favorite cereal?
Post Banana Nut Crunch
6) Why did you become a catholic?
Because my mom made me one.
I was forced to become one in other words.
7) What does dao mean
It means ignoring.
8) What school are you from?
CHIJ- SJC
(unfortunately)
9) What CCA are you in?
Shooting - Air Rifle
10) Mario or Sonic
Mario
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
6:47 PM
Mekko! Look at my poem below. It is meant for...you know who =)
Lets have high tea some day!
*Mrs Pang and Mrs Somebody having high tea*
Hello dear blog readers/stalkers!
I really want to make a video. But I seriously have no ideas of what to take a vid of. One of my crappy idea is to take a vid of getting a strawberrygreentea from cup walker."Learn everything about getting the perfect cup of strawberrygreentea" "We will show you a step by step guide to getting the perfect cup of strawberrygreentea! "
LOLS
Anyways,besides shooting and blogging.I have found a new hobby that I am pretty good at too! It is called PHOTOSHOP.Photoshop is one of the few things i like more than my beloved wiki and RY. Photoshop can make you look pretty with just a click. My favorite tools are-Liquify,Blur,Burn,Dodge. Liquify can distort images with its best friends-warp,bloat,twirl etc. Blur enables you to darken an area of the image if you think you do not have enough eye make up.Blur tool blurs the area you want to paint,duh. So if your face is not smooth,blur tool will be your best friend and lastly Dodge helps you brighten or highlight parts of your image.
Ever since long hair was the craze now,I really want to have it too. =(
So today I checked out Yahoo Answers to see how long your hair take to grow in a month and I saw some weird answers.
Trim your hair when the moon is increasing, only about an inch though, and it will grow two inches in one month...When the moon is growing that is when you hair will grow. Most calendars show the phases of the moon!! You need to trim your hair every two to three months afterwards, again only about one inch!!
What does your hair have to do with the moon? It is kind of ridiculous right.
If you have not noticed what I had done to my blog,I have put up a Free Rice banner and a Heroes Countdown!
*YATTA!* -applause
I went to school for training today. I woke up at 7.50am and went to the train at 8.20am. It was the first time I took the train to school because normally I would take 156.I wanted to take the train today because I knew I would be late if I took the bus. So today,I took the train and I stop at Sengkang. I got kind of lost at Compass Point for the first time in my life. I could not find the right way to get to school. So after walking round Compass Point for a few times,I finally knew where I was and went to school.Arrived at 9.05am. Phew,Mr Lim and Mr Tan came at 9.10am to open the range.I heaved a huge sigh of relieve then.
Shooting was fun today.I finally got my suit! I feel more stabilized now. Like much much more stabilized. But there are pros and cons. The bad point of it is is that it is very warm and my elbow got scratched by the rough canvas. Aiya,I should look at the bright side of it.
Exfoliate dead skin mah!
After training,I took the train back home. I couldnt be bothered to take the bus and get squashed by ah lians and bengs heading to J8. But unfortunately,some guy sitting next to me at the train really stink. If I was the government of Singapore,I would enforce a smell test for everyone entering the train. And if the person fails the smell test,he will be sent to the smelly chamber at the back of the train. Then,he will undergo an interrogation with the MRT personnel.
Lynn!!! why are you offline! I wanna do the test on YH.
6:03 PM
mum said if the rain was too heavy i don't go tuition because she's concerned.she said if it was just rain i could,using an umbrella,but if it was very very heavy i don't go,and the tuition teacher will understand.then the make-up lesson was at 1,and thats why i couldn't play volleyball with andrea.so i was wishing and wishing for it to rain very very heavily and the sun was scorching hot.then when i walked back it started drizzling,and i thought it was just slight rain,then suddenly i almost went deaf because i heard this damn loud thunder,then it started raining cats and dogs,and in like 10 seconds i looked like i had taken a shower in my clothes.even when the red man was flashing the cars stopped to let me cross.hah.
managed to go to the court for 1hour just now and came back looking like i had taken a shower in my clothes,just that it wasn't rain.my shirt and fbt was soaked throughout.
mum says she'll get different colours of fbts for me because they are "of good quality" and "last longer",so they are "definitely worth it".that day i kept telling her,"ma,generations have changed.you look at your fbt shorts.so auntie..."then my dad told her that then that day when i came back from the court and finished my shower,she was standing right outside the toilet.
me:"ah!(in mandarin)don't stand there like that le..(in hokkien)
kua dio kui eh...
mother:"lend me your fbt shorts."
me:"huh?yours are in.."
mother:"no..i want to try yours."
me:"er,huh?!"
mother:"generations have changed.maybe i shouldn't be so auntie.."
then i laughed and laughed and laughed like xiao..my stomach got cramp already la...but my mum said she wants to wear the normal fbt now(:
changing identities(:
4:37 PM
Hello!
I came across a page called
http://www.freerice.com where people can play a vocabulary game which improves your knowledge. And for each question you get right,they will donate 20 grains of rice to the United Nations World Food Program to end world hunger. So hurry! Play the game and you will end up helping many needy people.
10:06 AM
can't play volleyball with andrea today because of make-up lesson at 1.then now i've to rush one chapter..walao eh
ate porridge for breakfast and drank milk.going to giant later on.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
11:32 PM
LOLS
9:56 PM
we're so freaking sad now la...you know what?you know what?lkt read mekko's blog but he didn't read ours!he tagged mekko's blog but he didn't tag us!so sad right!
mekko!you so bad la!snatch lkt from us..i ask someone go snatch mr pang from you then you know la you mean girl!omg!!!he's so hot!!!why didn't he tag us?!he got time to read your blog then when andrea asked if he read our blog he said he not free.got time to read yours why can't he read ours?!mekko!i'm not your friend anymore!!!you mean bad girl!you'll get it one day!you see la,andrea's so hurt now..she's already lost mr marcus tan,she can't afford to lose mr lkt!she's really very demoralised now you know...she really likes mr lkt because he's just so so hot.
"mr marcus tan is hot."
"omg!!!look at mr lkt!!!so freaking freaking freaking hot!!!"
9:53 PM
I have always thought love was just a mirage of the mind,
an illusion,impossible to find.
But the day I met you ,
I began to see that love is real,
and exists in you and me.
The way you look at me illuminates my soul.
Your lips speak soft sweetness when you talk to me.
I am lost in your magic whenever our eyes meet.
I think of you each morning and dream of you each night.
When I'm with you,eternity is a step away.
My love continues to grow with each passing day.
For you I would cross the river most wide,
walk the hottest desert sand,
to have you by my side.
You are the one who makes me whole,
and touched my soul.
There is a dime in a dozen,
there is one in a million.
But baby you are once in a lifetime.
Loving you always,
Andrea
3:52 PM
yeah,i can meet you in school at 12 then we'll go to my house together.then we can go crazy and crazy and crazy and i promise i'll make you laugh like you've never laughed before.and i'll teach you how to do gay actions and you must do at least five for me,and standing broad jump is a must.and bring your netball!i'll bring mine too so we'll have two same netballs:)no la,you don't have to teach me shooting,i'm not interested at all.and i don't think i'll be buying cupwalker,i don't have training on that day...wait,i think i'll buy cupwalker with you because on monday i had training but i didn't buy:)i don't think it makes sense to other people except you.and you can't be playing in your shooting attire right?its quite warm in the mph.fbt with me ok?=)
1:47 PM
Hello!
I think I will be playing volley with you tomorrow after shooting.It ends at 12pm. Hopefully my legs won't get jelly and fall while playing volley. We can be crazy if we want to because I am only going to be there :) Then we can do the gay ball passes,standing broad jump. But you must teach me how to play volley because I can't play! I will teach you how to shoot one day too!! So we can shoot all the teachers we hate XD
9:43 AM
i went to watch money no enough 2 yesterday night after training.some parts were quite funny like the CPF thing and some parts were very sad.i didn't cry but i felt the temptation to cry at some very sad parts.
volleyball on wednesday?:)and is he coming?
Monday, September 1, 2008
8:34 PM
Hello! I had Botak Jones for dinner and I am really full so I am blogging now to burn off the calories using my fingers.LOL.I had Whopass Cheese Fries. You got to try that,it is heavenly.
While eating my dinner my mom,sis and I were talking about my aunt who is staying at Chuan Park. She is a Christian and is very holy. So my mom thought I should stay with her for a while because my mom thinks I had became rebellious by using msn everyday. Hmmm,actually that does not sound really bad. Besides about my aunt telling me about Jesus all day,I can play volley using the condo's facilities and swim! I really don't know why I have became addicted to volley ever since I played volley with Lynn. By the way,I think Lynn would think my aunt is kind of weird.My mom thinks I will get very holy and more robotic after my aunts "training".
The people in my dads side of the family are damn weird.I think my family is the only normal one in the tans side of the family =/
I think I am going to treat my sis to deep conditioning on her birthday because she thinks its too dry.I saw Chapter 2 today and the price is $78. Quite reasonable price. I have some weird stuff at the side of my face. I suspect that its a pimple because I have no idea what a pimple is supposed to look like because I have not had a pimple on my face before. I hope I stay pimple free all my life! XD
It is always raining. Like almost everyday and my clothes can't be dried on time especially those that you have to wear and you don't have much of eg., school uniform,school socks,school shoes,undies??? Nah,LOLS.
Lynn and I just realized that we saw each others boobs before.I saw hers when she played volley and she saw mine on the bus. Haha,so I suggested to wear arabic suites so we will get bao ka liao.I joined theIf You Can't Differentiate Between "Your" and "You're" You Deserve To Die group on Facebook.
Yup,so if you can't differentiate "Your" and "You're" ,you deserve to DIE.
I also want to join the "I judge you when you use poor grammar" and the "I secretly want to pinch slow walking people in the back of the head" group.
Royston gave me the "most gorgeous" award!!! yay!
That was a very wise choice you made Royston.
I really have no idea why so many people commented on your photo.
Yichin wanted me to read his blog about teachers day so I read it. I want to hear the Sec 2 guy from his school sing "You Raised Me Up" because I heard he zhao sia.He sure had alot of guts to do that.I usually do nothing on teacher's day. Probably just bake something for the nicer teachers.
I really hate it when I can't watch movies that I so totally want to watch. But now,I use a very high technology,higher everything else that tells you everything about the movie instead of guessing what the heck it is about when watching it.It is called "WIKIPEDIA" . It is so good that it shall be the pinnacle of human achievement in my book.
I love it more than i love yuheng XD
To me,wild wild wet is a waste of time.It is just a very very big pool filled with kids pee. Imagine me pouring 10 liters of pee on you.Thats got to be fun for me and very traumatizing for you.
Anyway,I have made up my mind.I want to be a nun when I grow up and be faithful to Jesus all my life and not marry. Then I shall be called Saint Andrea when I die. After I become an angel,I will be playing MJ and rubbing shoulders with all the saints and Jesus in heaven.
Okay,thats all for now.I shall stop crapping about my pathetic life.
Love,Andrea
7:43 PM
on the bus to compass with melissa today i saw jasmin and melissa outside the school.walao,i wave at you never wave back,people being polite you know.
had mac for lunch and almost couldn't make it to school before 2.training was ok la,quite surprised that coach asked me to stand on the table,as well as mee ling and chleo.after chleo and mee ling went,coach was like looking all around,then he turned back and saw me and asked me to go on the table.the table was just in front of the net and he stood at the other side,and spiked and i was supposed to do blocking.his balls are so fast..wow.i wonder whether chleo was worried if the ball would hit her head.so god damn tall...
all the best for your chinese paper tomorrow:)
12:00 PM
3 MORE MONTHS TO GO!
retainers sux
9:58 AM
Hello! I slept at 11pm yesterday! Mainly because I was so damn tired after following my mom and aunt to chinatown. Chinatown?! I hated it there!!!!!!!! But at least they bought for me 1 Frey White Chocolate and 5 bars of Toggi Milk Chocolate and I ate some steamboat stuff at tiong baru plaza called The Rajah Inn. The name of it actually sounds very indiany but it is actually very chinese.I had the indon-chinese steamboat-tom yum soup,rice and the beef stuff.After that,we had the Durian Ooze. Durian has never been my favorite fruit but the one there is very mild and is quite nice for durian haters like me. Imagine eating the durian ooze before you talk sweet nothings to your b/gf ... ewwww. Then my mom bought Chewy Junior. I really love it! It is a chewy cream puff with really nice cream. It is more like a donut and a cream puff but it still taste nice. I got so tired that I sms yh and slept XD