For some reason,I am actually blogging..on blogger.I think that its partly because my livejournal is all locked up,not many people read it and Amalyn asked me why i didnt blog for a really long while.Ooh,yep,I also found out that YuNing actually reads my blog.
My mom and sis are like now arguing on how to write my mom's complaint letter to some place.I just helped out with the scanning things and this is starting to feel like history exam.Inference and evidence.Eek,Miss Sarah is not a very good history teacher.
Also another reason why im blogging right now is cos I can no longer take how CJC is so good and their orientation lasted six days and they had mass dance and ice breakers and how many girls are there in each class.Bah,ever since I got to know CJCians,I have never got a good impression on them.Frankly speaking,I'd rather go to poly then cjc.CJCians are one of the kind,whom have the same traits.
1.CLUBBING.
3.<18 j1's already go clubbing once a week
4.cjcians fill the entire club on mambo nights
5.a rather outstanding number of retainees in j1 (is retainees a word? nah dont think so)
When I was in P6,I talked to alot of sec 3 sji guys and got to know like quiteeeee alot of them.So now,3 years later,the former sec 3 sji guys have gotten their o lvl results and like almost all of them went to cjc.GREAT.
I have no idea what i should talk about,but I just hope that I will not get influenced by cjcians and even go there.I shall strive to go to.. some good college or SJI INTERNATIONAL!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
1:49 AM
I HATE BLOGGER.
From today onwards,
Im going to write down things that happen in my life on a journal.
Blogs can be read by everyone.
Ask the aliens in mars,they might have read MY blog posts before too.
I shall not let anyone know about my every thoughts and feelings cos im no attention seeker.
I tell you,blogger is a flipping piece of crap.
Even my dog could hack into this account and delete all my posts.
Well,part of it is because he is pretty smart and he eats branded dog food.
Back to the subject,I may blog when I have the urge to but I still will hate blogger.
Talking about blogging..
Disclaimers do not work,i still get pretty obvious "unknown" haters that love to say fuck you to me and ask me to suck my balls.
Im sorry but i certainly do NOT want to fuck you.
The babies that we reproduce would at least have half of your shit-ass-micro-brained genes.
And and and,if i were a boy.
My balls would be the size of Albert Einstein's brains,brains who belong to the man who has the highest IQ.
Beat that,i could make brain juice by squeezing his brain.
If you dont like what I write(cos my english is great),then I highly recommend you to leave.
I have told you before my "hater",I will not stoop so low to the level of you.
What the crap man.
For every post you bitch about me/lynn,I will bitch about you 10 times more.
Monday, December 29, 2008
2:44 AM
This was what Jake wrote on his blog,super funny:
"during the christmas mass andrea came but i did not know why she dressed up so nice. i think it was because nick was there sadly she never dresses up for me, of all the many years i have known her"
ROFL!
Sunday, December 28, 2008
11:55 PM
Outing with SJII people tomorrow! Woooo
Nicholas,Nicolette,Sathya,Matt,Keith =)
I heard Matt is a dutch who does not know dutch.
Well,thats pretty interesting.
We are gonna watch Bedtime Stories so don't bother asking me if I would catch it with you.
I'm kinda sad that Charlene can't make it to the outing.
I heard that there is a New Years Party.
I hope i get invited =)
Saturday, December 27, 2008
11:06 PM
Jelly bracelet fashion accessories have been around since the 80's. But instead of a fashion statement, they may be making a statement about one's sex life.These bendable pieces of colored rubber have become a sexual code to many teens.
Here's a common breakdown:
Yellow: hugging
Purple: kissing
Red: lap dance
Blue: oral sex
Black: intercourse
In a game called snap, if a boy breaks a jelly bracelet off a girl's wrist, he gets a sexual coupon for that act.
It's become such a problem in some middle schools in Florida that districts started banning the bracelets.
The bands initially acquired sartorial cachet in the 1980s when Madonna was seen sporting them, but fashion has its ebbs and flows, so that level of popularity was not maintained and the bracelets lost their appeal for a time. In the late 1990s the bracelets came back into vogue, and they have gained additional status in the 2000s as everything 80s has become cool again and new pop stars like Avril Lavigne and Pink are seen wearing these baubles.
Fuller list:
* Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
* Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
* Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
* Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
* Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
* Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
* Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
* Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
* Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
* White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
* Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
* Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part
* Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss
* Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
* Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)
* Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want
ROFL.
Oh well,im gonna buy myself some gummy bracelets soon too!
Friday, December 26, 2008
5:10 PM
I am really poor now.
So poor,I need to count my money before I buy something.
Right now,cotton on is the only store which clothes I can afford.
Cotton on=Cheap to the power of infinity.
I really should not go look at online stores because the more I see,the more I want to poke my eyes.
I no money.
No money for:
-Jansport Bag
-Topshop Wallet
-Forever 21 Accessories
-Nike Watch
-Bangles
-Nike Luna Racer
-Cotton On Shorts
-More Levis
-More Gap shirts
Please donate generously to the Andrea Charity Association.
Your kind generosity is much needed.
*I don't wanna resort to Bugis Junction shopping*
4:57 PM
I am really looking forward to saturday.
I'm gonna go to Nicholas's house to meet nic and his parents.
For what? Im not sure =)))
I have a sudden urge to camwhore with my (girl)friends but they are all too busy for me.
I guess I shall just camwhore with my guy friends then.
Wa shit,I really like the phrase "Suck.Lick.Spread.Sleaze" man.
It shall be written on my file next year.
Eh,when are we gonna have our blue ez-link cards?
I wanted to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist,that is of course a NC16 movie.
And that guy asked for my IC.
Oh me geezz!!!!!
Then my friend and I just settled with the Journey to the Centre of the World movie.
It aint nice so don't bother spending $$ on it.
The next movie on my list is:
-Angus,thongs and perfect snogging
-Yes Man
-INKHEART
Actually,I still want to watch Nick and Norah's.
I want to watch it really really badly mann!!!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
1:34 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?!
i am thoroughly pissed right now.
haircut yesterday,didnt look that nice.
today...it looks like shit.
i'm deep shitz man,i have to meet PEOPLE in my life if you didnt know that.
with my hair right now,i've half a mind of getting a shaver and take the skin off my hair dresser.
you bloody fktard.
Monday, December 22, 2008
4:15 AM
Went shopping.Bought
-Billabong bag
-Billabong jacket
-Sephora Eyeliner
-Sephora Lip Balm (cos of chapped lips)
The whole thing costs over 80 dollars and cos its up here.Oh crap,I wont ever fine a boyfriend in the future cos im too high maintenance.I sure pity the guy who is gonna pay for my stuff in the future.His pocket would be pretty light man.
My sis just tried on my eyeliner on me.I look like a prostitute man! Geylang,here I come!!!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
12:45 AM
Life is a pain.
In a normal day of my life,I have to go through this
-7 hour salt in the eye kind of pain called school.
-3 hour unnecessary strenuous work out called CCA.
-3 hour redundant study time called math tuition.
-2 hour yawning sessions called chinese tuition.
-1 hour "im not listening to your crap" sort of nonsense called mom+dad+random people lecture.
-1 hour finger exercise called homework.
-1 hour tolerance test called taking the bus aka travelling.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
10:38 PM
ScheduleSunday-West Coast Park and bloody waste my time shopping with mom+sis
Monday-Shooting 2-5pm,Tuition 6-9pm
Tuesday-Chinese tuition 3-4pm
Wednesday-Christmas eve.. ohmygawdd!!!! no tuition+shooting *throws confetti*
Thursday-
Friday-Wedding dinner
2:26 AM
THIS OR THAT:
Flowers or candy? candy *starburst*
Candy or teddy bear? candy *starburst*
Out to a movie or renting a movie? renting
Candles or darkness? darkness
Romantic or joking? both
Hug or kiss? its both welcomed with open arms
MORE SPECIFIC:
If he got you a stuffed animal, what would you want? I would want to throw it away.
If he got you flowers, what would you want? Sunflowers.
If he got you jewelry, what would you want? Anything is fine,but im greedy.
Have you ever stayed up all night waiting for him to call? No,not so despo.
IN A BOYRIEND I LOOK FOR:
Eyes: anything
Hair: anything
Body type: medium built
Smile: charming smile
Scent: pretty odd
Hotness: super
HAVE YOU EVER:
Told someone you loved someone and meant it? think so.. i can't remember
Stayed up all night waiting for a phone call? noooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Kissed someone? yep
In the rain? no but THAT SOUNDS SOOOO COOL
In the dark? yes
Cheated on someone?NOOOOOOOOOOOO
OTHER:
Do you like soft kisses? yea
Do you like kisses with a lot of tongue? never tried,wouldnt know :/
Do you like hugs? yea
Do you like to cuddle? yea!
Do you like your school? no
Do you like your house? nooooooo
What's your opinion on...
Gay marriage: its their choice
Homosexuality in general? it is gay
Racism? lets all have sex with everyone we see k? then everyone becomes beige.
The war in Iraq? redundant,go back to the us la..
Religion? jesus is fake
Abortion? WTF? THATS BAD!
President Bush? old,gonna die soon.
Long distance relationships? never will work
Hayley Williams? ..is the love
Paris Hilton? im much better than her,agreed?
Lindsay Lohan? i wanna marry her.
The internet? getting boring
What's your favorite...
Color? green,blue
Animal? Human
Song? Be my escape
Band? Paramore,FOB,boys like girls,patd,relient k,senses fail etc
Music? rock and jazz.weird combo but it works for me.
Website? bracez.lj
TV channel? cable
Movie star? Lindsay Lohan
Your family...
Do you like your family? not all of them
How many siblings?2
Their ages?20,6
Are your parents still married? no
Any step parents? NO,eeeeeeeeeee
Do you get along with your mom? sometimes
Do you get along with your dad ? sometimes
Do you share your room? uhhuh =(
How much is your allowance? 50 dollars a week
How much do you fight with your siblings? rarely
How much time do you spend with your family? everyday of my life
What does your family think about you? shallow bimbo
Are your parents strict? tsk yea.
Friends...
Who's your best friend? im really not sure.
Who's your funniest friend? all also funny lah
The smartest? clara
The best looking? im the best looking one and then theres melissa
The "player"? s a g o n k a n g
The stupidest? andrea tan
The loudest? clara lim and rennuka
The quietest? melissa
The worst behaved? all
The one you fight the most with? gugan,adriel
The on again-off again friend? lynn
The friend you can tell ANYTHING to? my dog
The friend who knows most about you? hmm,adriel
The friend you've known longest? my dog
Shortest? MEKKO so SHORT and have no DOUBLE EYELIDS
Do your parents approve of your friends? not all leh
Love.
Are you single/taken? single
If taken, what's your bf's name? your brother's name
Their age? your brother's age
Do your parents approve? as long as my DOG approves,im approved.
If single, do you like someone? no
Do they know? no
What's most important for you in a relationship? feeling loved,happy,real when i am with him
What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex? looks
How much of an age difference is too big? not sure
What age do you want to get married at? after i earn my first 500 thousand
Friday, December 19, 2008
11:55 PM
Im not gonna cut my hair anymore cos I forgot to make the appointment =(
I should do it next week that is the 27th?
Hmm,I wonder if bangs suit me.
Ooh! Short hair!!!!!!!!!
I'm still going to make my saturday productive despite not being able to cut my hair.
Thats why Clara and I decided to go swimming after my tuition.
Sunday is going to be a day of fun.
Sarah and I are going to bring her students to west coast park to cycle/roller blade.
The students either come from lower income families or whose parents are single.
Sooooo,you should really go with us.
Share love and joy.
Its a good thing to do.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
8:26 PM
Monday: 2-5pm Shooting , 6-9pm Math Tuition
Tuesday: 3-4pm Chinese Tuition and do piles of homework
Wednesday: 2-5pm Shooting , 6-9pm Math Tuition
Thursday: 3-4pm Chinese Tuition , 6-9pm Math Tuition
Friday: 2-5pm Shooting , 6-9pm Math Tuition
Saturday- 9.30-12.30pm Math Tuition
I am seriously freaking pissed off and fatigued.I laid on my bed at 1am but even after 3 hours,I still JUST CANT sleep.What in the world have happened to me?It has been happening for a really long time already.I should be sleeping by now! This stupid sleep thing has been interfering in my activities like shooting.Could someone please take a knife and stab me in the chest? I really would much like some well deserved rest.
5:39 PM
I am having so much fun hacking into someone's account.Its too cool man =D
It is pretty easy chewing gum with braces.