Friday, September 5, 2008
10:19 PM
training today was quite fun(=
coach was in a damn good mood and the game was so nice(=
he used dinosaur volleyball(=
we're very very bored now so we've done this question and answer thing.
#1; Questions by Lynn dino,answers by Andrea
1.Why do you think I will find your aunt weird?Do you find her weird?
Yes and I will emphasize on that.She's like literally crazy and she talks way too much. She belongs to IMH okay! Then she criticizes on everything-on my clothes,on my other cousins clothes. She has a weird sense of style too. There was once she wore this black polka dot shirt to some party with me. She had several miscarriages before so sometimes she will think about her past and start telling me stories and crying. She always talk about Jesus and tell me her "encounters" with the Holy Spirit.
2.Name one 'trademark' of your aunt that makes you find her weird(if that applies) and makes you think i'll find her weird.
JESUS CHRIST,YOU ARE MY SAVIOR ......
Cry
3.Is your favourite sport air rifle?Be honest,I can read your mind.
No,thats my answer. Shooting is very tiring. I have several favorite sport.It starts with netball,captin's ball,swimming,shooting and I think you would know what comes next.
4.Name ten people of the same gender that come to your mind now.
1.Yuheng Yeo
2.Royston Raymond
3.Yichin Chiang
4.Greg Krygsman
5.Leon Yeo
6.Brendan Hoe
7.Sagon Kang
8.Lee Jon Jian
9.Benson Ang
10. Benjamin Cher
11.BEN 10!
5.Name the famous trademarks of ah lians and ah bengs that you think makes them what they are.
-Rebonded hair
-Skinny jeans(colourful ones)
-Shiny bags
-tWiit laanqquage
-aLtErNaTe CaPs FiAsCo
-Boyfriend Shirts
-Superman stuff
-Mickey Mouse (vintage mickey included)
-"pllease taggiie mees"
-Stealing
-Gangsterism
-Cowardliness
-Striking dumb poses (-tilting head up,fluttering eye lashes etc)
-Doe eyed smug face
-The magical nose stud
-Too many ear holes
-Long pontianak fringes(you need BOTH eyes to achieve maximum eyesight)
-Peace sign
-Taking pictures while kissing with your beng beng
-Hanging around void decks
-kAwaii nehh~~~!
-lots and lots and lots or ganns~!
-"my kor dun wan me lerrhs,what should i do?i feel like ending my life.." ....few secs later... "oh my god,that hot guy just jio me!"
-Bugis Street
-Twins
-"You are such a retard" or rather "euu arre suuch a retarrdd"
-Blasting music in trains
-Complaining about their hair :"is my hair messy????"
(hello?have anyone noticed that your hair is freaking straight already? how dumb can you get! you are seriously begging to get bald before 30")
-mei mei,kor kor, lao po,lao gong
-Curse and swear (knnbccb,nb cb, etc)
-giving pet names xiiao zhu zhu,xiiao something
-some of their favorite brands are:newbie,ice lemon tea,pmk
-gangs
-techno
-using hokkien in the bad way
-pink glittery stuff
-geek glasses
-smoking
-taking pictures that shows part of your boob while saying "he unbuttoned my shirt"
(Girl,you are just trying to attract unwanted attention.)
-loitering in void decks
-causing trouble and disturbance
-they love symmetry(matching bags,matching phones,matching clothing styles)
-bad spelling
*break*
6.What is your favourite food?
Anything that is nice.I am not a picky eater but squid ink and thai food appeals to me now.
7.What is your favourite drink?(cupwalker)if you get this wrong you'll get it from me.It's our trademark!
STRAWBERRYGREENTEA
8.Have you ever taken a nude picture of yourself?
No.Why,wanna see ah.
9.Have you ever done..weird...actions to yourself when no one is looking?Like,pretending to molest yourself or something.
Does touching my boob consider weird? I have done that before and I have touched your everywhere too. Hey,actually you have seen me doing that before.
10.What is your favourite movie and song?(panic at the disco i guess)
My favorite movie is Cloverfield,The Dark Knight and my favorite song is everything on my iTunes list.There is more than 700 music in there and i will not name all for you but some of my favorites are songs from Panic at the Disco,Fall Out Boy,Copeland,Alanis Morrissette,Ashlee Simpson,Boys like Girls,Daphne loves Derby,New Found Glory,Senses Fail,Aerosmith,Dashboard Confessionals,Gym Class Heroes,Nine Days,The All-American Rejects,Fergie,Hoobastank,Incubus,John Mayer,Jonas Brothers,Lindsay Lohan,Lost Prophets,Maroon 5,Matchbook Romance,Miley Cyrus,Michelle Branch,My Chemical Romance,Nickelback,Oasis,Paramore,Plain White T's,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Snow Patrol,Sum 41,Taking Back Sunday.
#2;questions by andrea,answers by lynn
1.If you were a tree,what tree would you be?Why?
A coconut tree,because i'll be very tall and i'll be at the beach and i can enjoy the wind and watch people play beach volleyball.
2.If you had to save the world with a kitchen utensil,what utensil would it be?Why?
Chopper,because choppers can kill all the bad guys and the good will survive
3.Why is your stamina so good?
How would i know?
I'll be damn thick-skinned if I say my own stamina is good.
4.What is one thing that you will never do in your life?Why?
Murder or steal because these are both evil and cowardly acts that just create trouble in the world and nothing beneficial.
5.If you had a clone and you killed your clone,would it be considered murder or suicide?
Murder because the clone is still another life and person although identical to you
6.If you had won the olympics,what event would it be?Why?
Volleyball.er..theres no why
7.What is your favorite cereal?
You know the colourful ring ring thingy
I don't know what it is called
8.What would you do if we had no readers?
Never mind la,who cares about readers.this is OUR shared blog what,just post lor.
9.What was your favorite childhood show?
Childhood?that means not now?
Winnie the Pooh
I dreamt of it before
10.What is your favorite show on youtube?
er..I don't think i can answer that,but if it is songs,well,Jay Chou obviously..
11.Why is your hair so awesome?
What do you mean by awesome?You're laughing at me right?
It's just like that when i'm born and my mum says it's because i went swimming so all the chlorine..ya.
12.If you were the government of Singapore,what would you change?
I probably would allow chewing gum but if someone sticks it on the lift button or something he or she will have to pay a hefty fine.
13.Would you rather be spongebob or patrick?
Spongebob.
14.Can you show me your muscles?
Yeah,sure,one day
15.Where do you think Mas Selamat is?
How would i know?He may be in indonesia,malaysia or wherever.
16.Do you think a cockroach can survive in a microwave?
I don't think so,the temperature is too hot.
17.Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus?
Neither
18.Oreo or Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Chocolate chip cookies
19.Would you rather eat a raw frog or crocodile eye balls?
Raw Frog
20.Can you teach me higher chinese because you are so awesome at it?
yeah,sure,one day
I'll be damn thick-skinned if i say my higher chinese is awesome.